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The King of Taisho

The King rules over a small kingdom on an isle of Japan. He is also a Duke of Italy, tracing his bloodline back to the ancient Romans. Currently, he is on a sojourn in Los Angeles where he is enjoying the local customs and partaking of its pleasures.

As a king, he knows it his god given duty to protect his subjects. Being a king, he states his opinions clearly with out the absurd restraints of the politically correct vocabulary the rest of us plebeians must adhere too. He is here to inform, lead, protect and teach us as only a king can. Read his praise and heed his warnings. He will not grant you stars or half points. He will judge as the Caesars did. Simply and clearly, thumbs up or thumbs down.

Is he kind? Yes he is a kind and gentle king. Is he cruel? As all kings, he can and at times must be cruel. Though it gives him no pleasure to be cruel it is part of the burden he must bear for us all.

His future plans include started a ground war in Russia before winter, expanding his already vast concubinage to include a buxom Czech blonde and finding a decent yakitori restaurant outside of Japan.

You may contact the King’s Keeper of the Sacred Seal at thekingoftaisho@gmail.com or read his reviews at thekingoftaisho.yelp.com.